Thursday, August 27, 2015

Tense over tenses

Yes, I know the meaning comes across anyway, but UPI? The track "has shifted". It's less than 10 words to proof. Geez.

Wednesday, August 26, 2015

Sentence structure, people ...

"Man honored who pulls over woman now charged with OVI". Was the man charged with OVI or the woman? Turns out it was the woman. At first I thought the man had been charged.

How about this: Man honored for pulling over woman driving erratically. Woman now charged with OVI.

Still under 140 characters, and it makes sense.

When did two become one?

Two cubs were born, one died. "The" newborn didn't die, unless you amend it to say "the smallest cub" has died.

Sunday, August 23, 2015

It's Just One Letter, But ...

Info, not into ... It's just 13 words, people ...

Friday, August 21, 2015

Aw, This One Was Too Easy

They later corrected it, but still ...  "barely an inch"

Tuesday, August 18, 2015

I Get Tense Over Tenses

Get your tenses right. She "has been" found.

I Know It's Picky, But ...

"responds to Trump who said". I know it's picky, but it's only three letters and a space, and would make this very short tweet more readable.

Monday, August 17, 2015

From A School, No Less


Saturday, August 15, 2015

What's a Salong?

What's a salong?

Too Many "ing"s

Too many "ing"s make my head hurt. Lose the word "saying" and the sentence still works.

Wednesday, August 12, 2015

Need More Coffee?

Aw, come on ... it's only eight words.

Tuesday, August 11, 2015

What Other Kind Is There?

A new healthy facility? As opposed to what?

Friday, August 7, 2015

Aw, Come On, Guys

A phone company by any other name ...

Thursday, August 6, 2015

Sad Either Way

Not sure, but I think he was indicted in the death of a toddler.

Monday, August 3, 2015

Sunday, August 2, 2015

I Had No Idea

Lesbian cuisine? That's a new one for me. Maybe he meant Lebanese?