Tense over tenses

Yes, I know the meaning comes across anyway, but UPI? The track "has shifted". It's less than 10 words to proof. Geez.

#TSErika's forecast track has shift again, closer to Florida http://t.co/DrPzmCBTb4 pic.twitter.com/8ftkUQWQKq

— UPI.com (@UPI) August 27, 2015

Sentence structure, people ...

"Man honored who pulls over woman now charged with OVI". Was the man charged with OVI or the woman? Turns out it was the woman. At first I thought the man had been charged.

How about this: Man honored for pulling over woman driving erratically. Woman now charged with OVI.

Still under 140 characters, and it makes sense.

Video: Man honored who pulls over woman now charged with OVI http://t.co/wxcKMs60Yd

— WLWT.com (@WLWT) August 26, 2015

When did two become one?

Two cubs were born, one died. "The" newborn didn't die, unless you amend it to say "the smallest cub" has died.

The newborn giant panda cub at the National Zoo has died http://t.co/kZzJkSCrPj pic.twitter.com/FUJ9CswQZj

— Newsweek (@Newsweek) August 26, 2015

It's Just One Letter, But ...

Info, not into ... It's just 13 words, people ...

JUST IN: Crews called to church fire in Harveysburg. More into to come

— WHIOTV (@whiotv) August 23, 2015

Aw, This One Was Too Easy

They later corrected it, but still ...  "barely an inch"

In 3 years of deadly fighting in Aleppo, the battle lines have moved barely and inch http://t.co/iaRGFRM8hS pic.twitter.com/73BIiepUbj

— Newsweek (@Newsweek) August 21, 2015

I Get Tense Over Tenses

Get your tenses right. She "has been" found.

UPDATE: Rosie O'Donnell says daughter is found: http://t.co/WmXCnFtk3Z

— WLWT.com (@WLWT) August 18, 2015

I Know It's Picky, But ...

"responds to Trump who said". I know it's picky, but it's only three letters and a space, and would make this very short tweet more readable.

Klum responds to Trump said she's not a 10 http://t.co/XNMXVFcNLk

— WLWT.com (@WLWT) August 18, 2015

From A School, No Less

Ugh.

Posted by Brenda McCaig on Monday, August 17, 2015

What's a Salong?

What's a salong?

Multiple flight salong Eastern Seaboard delayed http://t.co/pKXKBAVJIy

— WLWT.com (@WLWT) August 15, 2015

Too Many "ing"s

Too many "ing"s make my head hurt. Lose the word "saying" and the sentence still works.

A woman is claiming in a federal lawsuit saying that she was bullied by her town because she rescues stray cats http://t.co/Ldl38w2pmY

— Newsweek (@Newsweek) August 15, 2015

Need More Coffee?

Aw, come on ... it's only eight words.

Acident on Seward Rd near Port Union Rd

— WLWT.com (@WLWT) August 12, 2015

What Other Kind Is There?

A new healthy facility? As opposed to what?

Video: New healthy facility could be life saver for people who live near downtown http://t.co/nm5Y3raaUK

— WLWT.com (@WLWT) August 11, 2015

Aw, Come On, Guys

A phone company by any other name ...

Verixon gives up, makes cell phone plans simple http://t.co/k8Nj9v2zHC

— WIRED (@WIRED) August 8, 2015

Sad Either Way

Not sure, but I think he was indicted in the death of a toddler.

Father indicted in dead toddler found in crib. 's http://t.co/G9ZuMn5LJT

— WHIOTV (@whiotv) August 6, 2015

Worthy of Inclusion

Not from a news agency, but worthy of inclusion:

oh pic.twitter.com/6opBB8HX8E

— jon hendren (@fart) August 1, 2015

I Had No Idea

Lesbian cuisine? That's a new one for me. Maybe he meant Lebanese?

This morning on @CookingChannel: classic Jewish cooking, followed by traditional Lesbian cuisine. Tune in!

— Mo Rocca (@MoRocca) August 2, 2015